of going to ZAMBIA
This absurd conclusion comes courtesy of the
Duck thief goes in six
months
By Time Reporter
A THIRTY-nine year-old man was yesterday sentenced to six months imprisonment with hard labour by a Ndola magistrates court for stealing his father's duck and some eggs.
Magistrate Edson Tembo handed down the sentence on Bisent Sikutwa, unemployed of 2703 Kawama township.
The sentence was later suspended to one year on condition that he does not commit a similar offence within this period.
What about his cousin's chickens? Can he have some of them? They're not similar to ducks at all, really quite different when you look at them closely...and his sister's got a goat. Can he steal the goat? A goat's not even a bird...